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  The Translated Man

  Chris Braak

  9781257146369

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  One: Beneath the City

  Two: Beckett’s Home

  Three: The Crime

  Four: The Sharpsies

  Five: Alan Charterhouse

  Six: Herman Zindel’s Home

  Seven: the Excelsior

  Eight: James Crowell in the Arcadium

  Nine: The City of Brass, Skinner

  Ten: The Theater

  Eleven: The Assassin

  Twelve: The House on Corimander Street

  Thirteen: Valentine Returns

  Fourteen: The Dangers of Heresy

  Fifteen: The Dangers of Veneine

  Sixteen: The House on Corimander Street

  Seventeen: Valentine’s Story

  Eighteen: The Psychestorm

  Nineteen: The Hospital

  Twenty: Charterhouse’s Dilemma

  Twenty-One: Mudside

  Twenty-Two: The Coachman’s Son

  Twenty-Three: Questions. Answers.

  Twenty-four: The Road to Mount Hood

  Twenty-five: Gotheray Castle

  Twenty-Six: A Visitor

  Twenty-Seven: The Disaster at Vlytze Square

  Twenty-Eight: The Pilot, the Mastermind

  Twenty-Nine: The Translated Man

  Thirty: Down the Mountain

  Thirty-One: A Conclusion

  One: Beneath the City

  In the labyrinth called the Arcadium, the low roads and covered alleys beneath the city’s merchant district, Elijah Beckett, Detective-Inspector of the Coroners’ Division of the Imperial Guard, thumbed the hammer back on his massive revolver, and crouched beneath one of the broken phlogiston lanterns. It leaked its spent, silvery-gray fuel onto his leather hat, splattering down his heavy wool coat and forming a little puddle by his feet, but at least it didn’t light him up. Most of the regularly-spaced lamps had been broken, and probably long ago. The remaining lamps provided only a bare, dull, eerie blue glow, turning the dark spaces into a nest of suggestive shadows. The occasional sunbeam that broke through the city’s chilly, cloudy, smoky sky rarely broke through the mountain of architecture, and the last dregs of weak sunlight were eaten up well before they made it down to where Beckett now stood.

  The closest working lamp was about twenty feet away, and it pulsed a deep, eldritch blue. Beckett tugged his hat down to blot the glare out of his eyes, and tried to spot the Reanimate, the hideous undead chimera that he knew was shambling in the dark beyond the light. He hefted his revolver and waited. Waiting was the only part of his job that got easier as he got older: as the frigid ache of his sickness vied with the warm lassitude of his last veneine injection, he found that stillness had become his natural state of being.

  Something big lurched in the darkness at the end of the alley, just beyond the light, causing a kaleidoscopic swirl of black shapes. The shadows made it impossible to track the thing’s movement. Beckett briefly debated finding a new position. If the Reanimate knew where he was, it would try to move around behind him. On the other hand, if it didn’t know where he was, moving might alert it to his presence. Beckett squashed the jittery instinct that told him to move. Patience had gotten him this far, patience would get him the rest of the way.

  There was a faint rapping on the sooty stone wall by his ear. This was Skinner, Beckett’s assigned Knocker. She’d been keeping track of the Reanimate and its master, using her uncanny ability to hear sounds from hundreds of yards away, and to project the tapping sound that was a Knocker’s signature. Skinner’s intricate double-rhythmic code jittered on the wall. Thirty-five feet, Beckett translated mentally. It doesn’t know I’m here yet. Keep waiting.

  The Reanimate’s lurching footsteps grew louder. Beckett strained his eyes against the unyielding dark, and could make out a vague adumbration, a hazy, hideous silhouette slowly shuffling into the lamp light. The shape moved steadily, painfully, its mismatched limbs poorly-knit together, and Beckett could make out more and more as the blue glow from the lamp cast itself on the Reanimate’s form. It was a big hulking thing, even hunched over. The Reanimate kept its nose near the ground, because smell and hearing were the only senses that didn’t rot away after its undeath, and now the thing snuffled around for Beckett’s scent. The Reanimate tilted its head up as it caught an odor, and now the dim phlogiston light fell upon its face.

  The creature was horrific. It was a patchwork of dead, leathery human and sharpsie skin, scales and lank tufts of hair. Its eyes had rotted away, because the eyes were always the first things to go; they left two great, black, gaping sores in the creature’s face, and slimy black ichor dribbled down its cheeks like tears. The thing’s lower jaw had been replaced with an iron facsimile; its master had fixed long iron nails to it in place of teeth. The thing had two arms, made of thick, gnarled muscle; their pebbly skin and stubby fingers suggested that they’d been taken from a trolljrman. A third arm, this one small and thin, waved about and clutched aimlessly beneath it.

  Three arms, Beckett scoffed. Necrology, the Forbidden Science that produced Reanimates, was a heresy in itself, and an affront to Nature and the Word. But why, the coroner asked, do they always think they can improve on it? To a necrologist, bringing life to the dead was never enough. They always had to add something extra: a new arm, a third leg.

  The tangled mass of dead limbs lurched fully into the light now. Blue glints from the phlogiston illumination traced the shapes of the thin copper wires and the glittering silver brackets that provided the electrical charge to the thing’s ichor-invigorated muscles. Black gore dripped from its empty eye sockets, as it began to move confidently towards Beckett’s hiding place.

  A faint pang of fear stabbed at the Coroner—the Reanimate was slow, yes, but huge. Its legs were mismatched, which explained the shuffling; a well-made Reanimate could run as quickly and smoothly as a man. Still, if the thing did manage to catch up with him, its simple bulk would be a huge advantage. And its dead muscles were unconcerned by the limits that they’d had in life. The Reanimate could literally tear itself apart trying to crush Beckett’s skull with those huge trolljrman hands.

  The fear lanced through the thin fog of veneine-induced anesthesia, only to be throttled and tossed aside as Beckett had done with his fear so often before. It doesn’t matter, the Coroner thought to himself. The Reanimate swayed its massive, patchwork head back and forth, snuffling like a blood-hound.

  Rappa-tap-tap-tap. Skinner tapped another message in code out on the wall, in her complex rhythm. She’s found the necrologist, thought Beckett. And he’s got behind me somehow.

  The necrologist shouted, and the sudden noise almost startled Beckett into motion. His joints were old, though, and unaccustomed to sudden movement. He managed to stay in place.

  “You don’t understand,” the necrologist screamed. His name was Albert Wyndham, of the Esteemed Wyndham-Vies, and he had a ragged, hysterical voice. “This isn’t some random experiment. I’m not just dabbling…”

  Of course you’re not, thought Beckett. You’re a visionary. You’re building a better race, improving on Nature.

  “I’ve begun to build something new here. A new species, a species unencumbered by fear, by pain, by death. A species to lead mankind through a new century!”

  Keep waiting. He’ll tell you next about how great it is to create life, about how the Word wants us to.

  “Don’t you see? The Word endowed us with the capacity for science, for reason. We are meant to…why would it gives us the science to create life, if it didn’t want us to use that science?”

  Isn’t it a crime to squander the gifts of the Word? Bec
kett resisted the urge to shift his weight. Wyndham’s mad enthusiasm for his delusions was strangely energizing. It put Beckett in mind of the heady enthusiasm of his younger days, when he would have come out from the dark shooting, heedless of the consequences. It’s a wonder I made it this far, he thought, wryly.

  “Science is a gift from the Word! It would be criminal to squander it!” The necrologist was practically screaming, now. His voice echoed out of the maze of black back alleys behind Beckett; it was impossible to tell from where.

  It doesn’t matter, Beckett told himself. Take the

  Reanimate first. Keep waiting.

  Wyndham was still screaming; he’d gone off the deep end, talking about the dark mysteries behind the veil of life. It was a common delusion among the necrologists: the idea that death was more than the absence of life, but a vital force in itself. He’d talk about the Asphyx next, and the Hidden Heart, the Suspiria, the secret whisper behind the Word. The man’s voice grew more and more hysterically desperate as he screamed, as though the Coroner’s understanding was as important to him as the science. Despite his decades of pursuing deranged scientists, Beckett had never been able to determine whether necrology drove a man mad, or if insanity was a prerequisite for trying to reanimate the dead..

  The massive Reanimate jerked its head suddenly towards Beckett and his hiding place in the dark. It shivered slightly, and a third leg unfolded from beneath its huge, tattered cloak. The creature lunged suddenly towards Beckett, in a ground-eating lope, startling fast for something that size. Its iron jaw worked open, and the creature made a kind of choking sound, as it coughed black ichor from the ruins of its lungs.

  Old fears, Beckett knew, are always the strongest, and there’s an old, old human fear that reacts to large monsters that move quickly. Instinct called up adrenaline, and the adrenaline pounded at the Coroner’s mind, screaming at him to run, just run. Every sense, every primal emotion built into the human nervous system clawed at his nerves and muscles, demanding that they hurry, hurry, hurry. It was all to no avail; Beckett’s mind was drug-becalmed by the veneine, and he’d had years of practice standing still when his instincts told him to run.

  Beckett snorted, raised his pistol and fired twice. The massive revolver jerked in his hand. Two bullets struck home, right between the Reanimate’s legs. The creature collapsed to the ground and began thrashing wildly.

  If there was one thing Elijah Beckett could not tolerate, it was incompetence. Reanimation was essentially the easiest, if most time consuming, of the Forbidden Sciences. It involved stitching together body parts, either from fresh corpses or, in Albert Wyndham’s case, limbs hacked off from live humans, trolljrmen, indigae, or sharpsies. The necrologist would then saturate the putrefying body with ichor, which preserved it and provided it a kind of vigor. Finally, a complex network of thin silver wires were attached to the major muscle groups, and usually powered by a phlogiston battery. The most expensive Reanimates usually had difference engines either affixed to the torso, or placed inside a hollowed-out skull. The mechanical thinking-engines were simpler in function than a living mind, but could temporarily stave off the effects of the Putrescent Derangement that was caused by rotting brain-tissue.

  The process, while expensive and tedious, was fairly straightforward, and it suggested a few things in terms of design, suggestions that necrologists always seemed to ignore. In their haste to build new, invincible super-men, they seemed to just haphazardly stick limbs together. Of course it was possible to add a third leg to a human torso, and even invigorate it with ichor and electricity, but the Reanimate couldn’t use it. It had a spine and a pelvis that was built for two legs. All it could do with a third was drag it uselessly about.

  Beckett watched the Reanimate flop around on the ground. It couldn’t die, not without being dismembered and cremated—the ichor in its rotten flesh would see to that. But it couldn’t get up or chase after anyone with a shattered pelvis. There was simply no structural way for it to support its own weight. Bones, as it turns out, are very important. The thing tried to rise up on one of its burly, trolljrman arms, and, after a moment’s thought, Beckett put a bullet in its shoulder, shattering clavicle and scapula. Just in case.

  “No! NO!” Screeched Albert Wyndham; Beckett whirled to see the necrologist framed by the eerie blue light of the phlogiston lamps. The lamps had a tendency to make everyone look sallow and unhealthy, but even considering that, Albert Wyndham did not look good. His ginger hair was greasy and tangled, and the mutton chops and moustache that he wore were shaggy and unkempt. Beard stubble had grown in around his chin. His eyes were sunken and hollow, his clothes sweaty and ragged, like he’d been working in them for days. There were ichor stains down his shirt front. Elijah Beckett’s wary, thorough eye noted all of these details as Wyndham moved towards the fallen Reanimate. That same eye did not fail to notice the smallsword that Wyndham carried, loose and casually in his right hand, with the confidence of years of practice with a fencing master.

  Albert Wyndham’s voice had gone from a self-righteous scream to a ragged whisper as he looked at his fallen creation struggling in the filth of the gutter. “What have you done?” Wyndham whispered.

  Rage filled his voice again, and it grew. “What have you done?” Wyndham screamed wordlessly; the necrologist raised his sword and charged at Beckett.

  Unlike most things in the world, the smallsword is a weapon that had been perfected by man. Humans had invented them, and had made them thinner and lighter to improve their speed. A modern smallsword was essentially a long, thin spike; it had no edge, and was meant primarily for inflicting deep, deadly puncture wounds. Albert Wyndham’s sword was pointed right at Beckett’s heart.

  Beckett stood very still as the man rushed towards him; at the very last possible second he turned, slapping the slender point of the smallsword away. He didn’t turn it quite far enough, and the Coroner felt a hot sting in his shoulder as the tip of the smallsword pierced his heavy coat and tore a narrow runnel in his skin. Beckett grunted and brought the weight of his revolver to bear against Wyndham’s head.

  Becektt’s gun was an old-fashioned Feathersmith model, and much heavier than its name suggested. There was a dull crack as the butt of Beckett’s revolver met Albert Wyndham’s temple, and the man crashed insensate into the alley wall at full speed. He bounced off the dirty stone, leaving a smear of blood, and collapsed in a heap next to his Reanimate.

  Then, because Albert Wyndham was a Heretic, and because it was expected by the Coroners Division, and because it was his prerogative, Detective Inspector Elijah Beckett shot the necrologist between the eyes.

  Beckett left the bodies where they were, one dead and struggling, one just dead, and began to work his way out of the maze of dark, covered alleys that the city people called the Arcadium. He double-checked to make sure that he’d wound his watch.

  It was almost evening when Beckett emerged from the depths of the Arcadium. The sky had turned from a dull, dark, sooty gray to a duller, darker sootier gray, redeemed only by the fact that looking at it no longer caused migraines. The perpetual cloud of thick, puissant smoke, spewed out by factories that burned phlogiston and flux and coal, hung low over the stony war of parapets, crenulations, buttresses, towers and arches that composed Trowth’s skyline.

  Beckett’s companions in the Coroners were waiting for him in Daior Court, a medium-sized cobblestone courtyard that half-resembled a small island of civilization, floating above and partially-enclosed by the chaotic madness of the lower city. Skinner was there, waiting in a coach that was virtually swallowed by the lengthening shadows. Two trolljrmen, whose names Beckett had never learned and probably couldn’t pronounce anyway, thrummed their bone-rattling basso language to their ambulance tarrasque. The giant, two-headed tortoise had a palanquin bolted to its shell. The palanquin would hold medical supplies, and would eventually provide transport for Albert Wyndham’s corpse, as soon as someone bothered to retrieve it.

  An old man was
slumped by the entrance to the narrow stairwell into the Arcadium, and he emitted an alarmingly wet, hacking cough as Beckett walked by. The trolljrmen met the coroner as he approached the coach, baring their huge, slab-like teeth, an expression that they imagined was very friendly. They were eight-foot tall saurians with bright, feathered crests and black expressionless eyes, and each one of their teeth was half the length of a man’s thumb. The toothy grins were more horrific than they were anything else. Still, in some, small way, Beckett found himself appreciating the gesture.

  One of the trolljrmen gestured with its thick finger to the blood dribbling from Elijah’s coat, and thrummed a deep hollow sound to his companion in the virtually incomprehensible language that the trolljrmen used. The second trolljrman shrugged, and produce a hypodermic needle that he proceeded to fill with veneine.

  Beckett, who had forgotten entirely about his injury through the twin effects of adrenaline and the heroic amount of veneine already in his system, waved the two trolljrmen off. The wound wasn’t so bad. If it turned out to be worse than Beckett thought, he could always stitch it up himself. If he was going to get another injection, he’d inject it himself. The trolljrmen never gave him enough, anyway.

  Skinner leaned out of the coach. The fading light glittered on the silver plate she had to wear over her eyes. “Well?”

  “Well, what?” Beckett grunted, and began to reload his revolver.

  Skinner sighed. If he’d been able to see her eyes, Beckett suspected they’d be rolling. “Is he dead?”

  “You couldn’t hear it?”

  Skinner shook her head. “Something was messing up my clairaudience. I don’t know what, a weird echo or something. I heard about a hundred gunshots.”

  “Four.”

  “That’s it?” She pursed her lips. “Four? That’s weird.”

  “Three for the monkey, one for the grinder.”

  “Uh. Getting old. Time was, you could have taken a reanimate out with two.”